<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[bl results for (gh:humor OR gh:humour)  AND nw:[0 TO 180]]]></title><description><![CDATA[bl results for (gh:humor OR gh:humour)  AND nw:[0 TO 180]]]></description><link>https://gateway.bibliocommons.com/v2/libraries/burlingame/rss/search?query=%28gh%3Ahumor%20OR%20gh%3Ahumour%29%20%20AND%20nw%3A%5B0%20TO%20180%5D&amp;searchType=bl&amp;origin=core-catalog-explore&amp;sort=NEWLY_ACQUIRED&amp;suppress=true&amp;title=Humor&amp;view=grouped</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 12:14:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title><![CDATA[Dong wu jue dui bu ying gai chuan yi fu]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pictures of animals wearing clothes show why this would be a ridiculous custom for them to adopt.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813285</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813285</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[chi]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Barrett, Judi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2021 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3813285076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle/><language>chi</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9789862113769/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dinosaur Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA["How does a dinosaur cut down a tree? And what time is it if a dinosaur sits on your fence? Find the ferociously funny answers in this joke book! Laugh out loud to prehistoric puns about Earth's most fearsome creatures, from the stego-snore-us to the tri-syrup-tops." -- Back cover.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813137</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813137</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[O'Saur, Dean]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3813137076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798765410035/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny Food Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA["What do you call a rude cow? Why are teddy bears never hungry? Don't miss the egg-cellent punchlines! Laugh your way through jokes about all sorts of funny foods from fungi to french flies." -- Back cover.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813136</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813136</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pasta, Penny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3813136076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798765410042/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Laugh your way through these turtle-y hilarious jokes about all kinds of animals from aardvarks to zebras.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813135</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3813135</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mowse, Kat N.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3813135076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798765410066/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Rachel Papers]]></title><description><![CDATA["Martin Amis's first novel, The Rachel Papers, tells the story of Charles Highway and his relationship with his girlfriend in the year before going to university"-- Provided by publisher.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3812968</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3812968</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Amis, Martin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3812968076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781250358745/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Many Lives of Pusheen the Cat]]></title><description><![CDATA["A delightful new collection of comics from Pusheen in all of her adorable forms-from the classic gray tabby you know and love, to her unicorn, dragon, alien, mermaid, dinosaur, and even dog alter egos-Pusheen always lives life to the fullest! We all know Pusheen, the pleasantly plump cat who has warmed hearts and tickled funny bones of millions worldwide with her signature animated bops, bounces, and tail wiggles. Now you can learn what makes her purr and find out why so many have already fallen in love with her. This delightful collection of comics and illustrations features some of the most popular and purr-fectly adorable Pusheen comics you know and love, plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material. The Many Lives of Pusheen the Cat is a treat for cat lovers and comics fans alike"-- Provided by publisher.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3812897</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3812897</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Belton, Claire]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2021 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3812897076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781982165406/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Como convertirse en el señor Oscuro y morir en el intento]]></title><description><![CDATA["Davi ya ha pasado por todo esto. Ha intentado ser la her̕ona, plantarle cara al todopoderoso Sęor Oscuro y salvar a la humanidad. Lo ha hecho cientos de veces. Ha reunido eǰrcitos, ha pronunciado discursoš picos, ha cargado al frente de sus tropas con la espada en alto... Pero el bucle temporal siempre acaba por pillarla. A veces la matan en un pis̀ps. Otras, se lo toman con ̀ms calma. Pero el resultado es el mismo: derrotas, derrotas y ̀ms derrotas. ¿Y esta vez? Esta vez se aca̤b lo de hacer de her̕ona. Se aca̤b lo de quedarse atrapada en este dichoso bucle eterno. Si el Sęor Oscuro siempre gana..., quìz haya llegado el momento de cambiar de bando. Ahora Davi ha decidido pasarse al lado que siempre se lleva la victoria y convertirse ella misma en el Sęor Oscuro" -- Back cover.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3786869</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3786869</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[spa]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wexler, Django]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3786869076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle/><language>spa</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9788418431098/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Game on]]></title><description><![CDATA[Book three in the #1 New York Times bestselling Into Darkness Series, following the dark rom-com sensations Lights Out and Caught Up . The game is on for these enemies-to-lovers with laugh-out-loud banter and scorching-hot brat play. I hate that woman. Tyler Neumann has spent years looking for his father, and not because he wants to meet the man. No, he wants to destroy him. And he'll manipulate whoever he can to exact his revenge. Including Stella McCormick. She's everything Tyler hates. Her wealth and privilege have protected her for her entire life, and Tyler thinks it's time she finally paid the price. Whether she's ready to or not. I hate that man. Stella might not believe in love at first sight, but loathing at first sight: no question. From the moment she sets eyes on Tyler in her tattoo parlor, she knows he's the devil planning to make her life hell. Forced to play the part of his girlfriend and invite him into her family's glittering circles, Stella quickly clocks Tyler's ulterior motives. But love and hate are two sides of the same coin, and soon she doesn't know which is worse: being blackmailed by a man who wants to ruin her, or that they can't seem to keep their hands off each other. This is an enemies-to-lovers dark romance with morally grey characters. Some themes and scenes may be disturbing to readers. Please check the content warning at the beginning of the book. Tropes: Enemies-to-lovers / Forced proximity / Fake dating / Rom-com / Morally grey MMC / Black cat FMC /Blackmail / Kidnapping / Power imbalance / Age gap / Betrayal and redemption / Dark past / Revenge.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3781416</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3781416</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Allen, Navessa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3781416076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781638932277/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Art but Make It Sports]]></title><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3787719</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3787719</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rader, LJ]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3787719076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle>Epic Matchups Where Art and Sports Collide</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781797236834/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Evil Genius]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's 1974 and San Francisco is full of mystery and menace. Nineteen-year-old Celia Dent keeps telling herself how lucky she is to be working at a steady job and married to her Drew, a man who says he loves her. Celia's contentment with her little life is shattered, though, when a woman she knows from work is murdered in a love tryst gone awry. What would that be like, Celia wonders, to die for love or to kill for love? What would it be like to live each moment passionately and with full knowledge that each breath is bringing her closer to her last?]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3790214</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3790214</guid><category><![CDATA[BOOK_CD]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oshetsky, Claire]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3790214076</comments><format>BOOK_CD</format><subtitle>A Novel</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9780063466524/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Choreplay]]></title><description><![CDATA[""Choreplay" is a laugh out loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning, coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f**k to bed. This manual is part advice, part memoir, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife, and turning those day-to-day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life but also self-worth. Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well-to our partners, our families, and ourselves. Jordan Carlos has mastered the art of choreplay, and you, my dude, can f**k with it too"-- Provided by publisher.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811598</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811598</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Carlos, Jordan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3811598076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle>The Marriage-saving Magic of Getting your Head Out of your Ass</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9780306836138/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[¡Vamos a surfear!]]></title><description><![CDATA["¡Vamos a surfear, compa! Todavía no, Cuate. Los libros son aburridos. ¡Este no! Compa y Cuate tienen ideas muy diferentes sobre lo que se debe hacer en un día de playa. Sin embargo, mientras Compa se sumerge en la lectura de su libro (Moby Dick) dando gritos de asombro y entusiasmo, Cuate no puede evitar ser atrapado por las historia. En menos de lo que te tomaría gritar "¡Vamos a surfear!", las dos ranas están disfrutando lla misma aventura (bueno, hasta que llegan a la playa)"--Back cover.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811542</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811542</guid><category><![CDATA[BOOK_PAUDIO]]></category><category><![CDATA[spa]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander, Kwame]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3811542076</comments><format>BOOK_PAUDIO</format><subtitle/><language>spa</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798885199711/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Shaĭka idiotov]]></title><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811518</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3811518</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[rus]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Veller, M.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2022 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3811518076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle>sochīnenīe</subtitle><language>rus</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9785171386412/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay]]></title><description><![CDATA["Warm, insightful, and witty, the first book of advice from New York Times-bestselling author Jenny Lawson-aka the Bloggess Jenny Lawson is full of contradictions. She's a celebrated author but battles self-doubt, paralysis, and anxiety. She's an award-winning humorist but struggles with treatment-resistant depression. The question she's most often asked by people is "How do you do it? How do you keep going even when it feels impossible? How do you keep creating?" This book is her answer. In How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay, Jenny shares one hundred humorous, heartfelt, and genuine tools and tricks that she relies on to keep her going even when her brain isn't working properly due to depression, anxiety, and ADHD. She also offers tips to stay passionate and focused on creative endeavors, especially when everything around you is saying to give up. With chapters like "Wash Your Brain More Than You Wash Your Bra" (sleep, you beautiful human), "Work on Easy Mode" (asking for accommodations is okay!), "Celebrate Good Times, Come On!" (make it a habit to celebrate the good things), and many more, How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay is a balm and companion, reminding us all that we are not alone. It's for anyone who struggles with self-doubt, guilt, motivation, and mental blocks and wants to rekindle their passion for creating. Funny, simple, empathetic, and inspirational, it will encourage you not to just survive but to find and curate joy in the face of difficult times"-- Provided by publisher.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3781351</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3781351</guid><category><![CDATA[BK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lawson, Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3781351076</comments><format>BK</format><subtitle>Tips and Tricks That Kept Me Alive, Happy, and Creative in Spite of Myself</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9780593833216/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Breathe In, Bleed Out]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's a Midsommar night's Scream in this blood-soaked thriller set at a remote healing retreat from horror author Brian McAuley. Hannah has been running from her demons ever since she emerged from a harrowing wilderness trip without her fiancé. No one knows exactly what happened the day Ben died, and Hannah would like to keep it that even if his ghost still haunts her with vivid waking nightmares that are ruining her life. So when her friend group gets an exclusive invitation to a restorative spiritual retreat in Joshua Tree, Hannah reluctantly agrees in search of a fresh start. Despite her skepticism of the strange Guru Pax and his belief in the supernatural world, Hannah soon finds healing through all the yoga, sound baths, and hot springs offered at the tech-free haven. But this peaceful journey of self-discovery quickly descends into a violent fight for self-preservation when a mysterious killer starts picking off retreat attendees in increasingly gruesome ways. As the body count rises and Hannah's sanity frays, she'll have to confront her dark past and uncover the true nature of a ruthless monster hellbent on killing her vibe for good.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810908</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810908</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[McAuley, Brian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810908076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781464238215/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Open Wide]]></title><description><![CDATA[A provocative novel about intimacy, love, and consent, following an increasingly obsessive radio host who tests boundaries she didn't know existed Olive is desperate to get close to Theo-really, really close. She's always struggled to connect with people. And now she's in her thirties, single, and so flustered by relationships that she secretly records her conversations, hoping to decipher social clues and find a way to be less alone. Then Theo turns up for a shift at the same food pantry where she volunteers. He's a surgeon fascinated by human organs, a former soccer player, and possibly as weird as Olive. For the first time, someone seems to crave and understand her. Every recording Olive makes of Theo is a balm, which just makes her more afraid of losing him. The only solution seems to be to bind him to her forever. Luckily, the gap between Theo's front teeth is just wide enough for something-or someone-to slip inside. Arresting and immersive, Open Wide explores the boundaries of love and the body, as universal human impulses bleed into the surreal. Jessica Gross is the author of Hysteria (published in August 2020 by Unnamed Press), which Publishers Weekly declared "every bit a page-turner as it is a descent into sexual madness." Hysteria has been optioned for TV development and Open Wide for film development. Gross's nonfiction has appeared in the New York Times Magazine, Lilith, and the Los Angeles Review of Books, among other publications. She has taught writing at The New School and Texas Tech University and currently lives in West Texas.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810920</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810920</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gross, Jessica]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810920076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798887075365/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Disgraceful Archaeology]]></title><description><![CDATA[The book that all archaeology buffs have secretly been yearning for! This unique blend of text, anecdote and cartoon reveals, and revels in, those aspects of the past that have been ignored, glossed over or even suppressed - the bawdy, the scatological and the downright bizarre. Our ancestors were not always serious, downtrodden and fearful creatures. They were human like ourselves and shared our earthy sense of humour that is based on bodily functions, bawdiness and slapstick. So it's time to take the fig leaf off the past and have a long, hard look at the real past - the world that would have had the Victorians reaching for their smelling salts. So if you want to know what your average Egyptian slave thought of pharaoh, or a Roman legionary thought of his commander, you will find the answer in Disgraceful Archaeology - in hilarious graphic detail!]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810671</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810671</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tidy, Bill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810671076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle>Or Things You Shouldn&apos;t Know About the History of Mankind</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9780752483337/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The "Full Ozzy Genome" contained variants that scientists had never before encountered and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED Conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newpaper argued that Ozzy's mutliple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypocondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. In TRUST ME, I'M DR. OZZY, Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, TRUST ME, I'M DR. OZZY will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810722</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810722</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osbourne, Ozzy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810722076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle>Advice From Rock&apos;s Ultimate Survivor</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781455503346/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Knock Knock: Happy Halloween!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Celebrate Halloween with this book of knock-knock jokes that features fun googly eyes on every page. Knock-knock on the door and reveal a new trick-or-treat visitor with every turn of the page-each with their own joke to tell and wearing a silly costume. This easy-to-follow format is a lovely introduction to the world of comedy for little jokers, and you're sure to be laughing along with them. On the final page, there's one last spooky surprise that's sure to get young readers in the mood for Halloween! Why Choose This Book? - Children will love telling their first jokes and making their friends and family laugh. - Fun, novelty format with googly eyes that jiggle when you wiggle the book. - Classic knock-knock joke format is easy for little ones to understand.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810409</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810409</guid><category><![CDATA[EBOOK]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810409076</comments><format>EBOOK</format><subtitle>A Googly-Eyed Joke Book. Googly-Eyed Joke Book</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798887074061/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Marriage Vendetta]]></title><description><![CDATA[A darkly funny feminist debut about a resentful stay-at-home wife and her vindictive marriage therapist Revenge is in session. Eliza Sheridan is at her wits' end with her husband, Richard. Not only did he uproot her and their daughter Mara's lives for his career, but he also hasn't honored the one thing he promised before moving to Dublin: that he'd make more time for his wife and daughter. So when Eliza receives an anonymous photo of Richard with another woman, she's just about ready to file for divorce. As a last resort, she pays a visit to a marriage therapist, Ms. Early, who Eliza quickly learns is a bit...alternative in her approach. As their sessions unfold, Ms. Early spurs her on to commit a series of vengeful acts against Richard-each more bizarre than the last-all in the name of "re-training" her husband. But when therapy takes a risky turn, suspicions grow and alliances How far is Eliza willing to go to save her marriage?]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809923</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809923</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Madden, Caroline]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3809923076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781488235177/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dan Foster was on his fifth Miller Lite when the sun exploded Professional underachiever Dan Foster and his girlfriend, Mara, are enjoying their modest vacation accommodations at an all-inclusive resort when the (maybe?) apocalypse sneaks up and plunges the world into darkness. They, along with all the other guests on the island of Tizoc, are now completely cut off as everything devolves into chaos. The next day Dan wakes to find that the few ultra-rich vacationers from Building A have hijacked all the island's supplies and installed themselves as the new ruling class. Soon enough, the island is under martial law, and the overlords are intent on being the ones to make it out alive. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, Dan manages to find a way for himself and Mara to escape the island and return to their families back home. But sneaking away would also mean abandoning the burgeoning revolution that he might-have-kind-of-sort-of single handedly started.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810212</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810212</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wassmer, M. J.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810212076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9798892739122/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Panda]]></title><description><![CDATA[Four starred reviews for this incisive, laugh-out-loud contemporary debut about a Taiwanese-American teen whose parents want her to be a doctor and marry a Taiwanese Ivy Leaguer despite her squeamishness with germs and crush on a Japanese classmate. At seventeen, Mei should be in high school, but skipping fourth grade was part of her parents' master plan. Now a freshman at MIT, she is on track to fulfill the rest of this predetermined future: become a doctor, marry a preapproved Taiwanese Ivy Leaguer, produce a litter of babies. With everything her parents have sacrificed to make her cushy life a reality, Mei can't bring herself to tell them the truth-that she (1) hates germs, (2) falls asleep in biology lectures, and (3) has a crush on her classmate Darren Takahashi, who is decidedly not Taiwanese. But when Mei reconnects with her brother, Xing, who is estranged from the family for dating the wrong woman, Mei starts to wonder if all the secrets are truly worth it. Can she find a way to be herself, whoever that is, before her web of lies unravels? From debut author Gloria Chao comes a hilarious, heartfelt tale of how, unlike the panda, life isn't always so black and white.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810127</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810127</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chao, Gloria]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810127076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781508251088/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jeeves in the Offing]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jeeves is on holiday in Herne Bay, and while he's away, the world caves in on Bertie Wooster. For a start, Bertie's astonished to read in the Times of his own engagement to the mercurial Bobbie Wickham. Then, at Brinkley Court, his Aunt Dahlia's establishment, he finds his awful former headmaster in attendance, ready to award the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School. And finally the Brinkley butler turns out, for reasons of his own, to be Bertie's nemesis in disguise, the brain surgeon Sir Roderick Glossop. With all occasions informing against him, Bertie has to hightail it to Herne Bay to liberate Jeeves from his shrimping net. And after that, the fun really starts.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809980</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809980</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wodehouse, P. G.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3809980076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781982470036/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The "Full Ozzy Genome" contained variants that scientists had never before encountered, and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED Conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newspaper argued that Ozzy's multiple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypochondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. In "Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy," Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before, and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, "Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy" will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809905</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3809905</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osbourne, Ozzy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3809905076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle>Advice From Rock&apos;s Ultimate Survivor</subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781611135800/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item><item><title><![CDATA[As You Like It]]></title><description><![CDATA[This pastoral comedy is one of Shakespeare's best loved, owing to its delightful heroine-the wise, witty, and virtuous Rosalind. Rosalind, daughter of the deposed Duke Senior, is exiled from the court by her wicked uncle. Disguising herself as a young man and accompanied by her cousin Celia, she takes refuge in the Forest of Arden. In the forest Rosalind meets Orlando with whom she is in love, but her male disguise complicates matters, especially when Rosalind finds she has unwittingly attracted the shepherdess Phebe. But out of the confusion comes reconciliation and forgiveness, and all ends happily. Rosalind is played by Niamh Cusack, Orlando by Stephen Mangan. Victoria Hamilton is Celia, and Gerard Murphy is Jaques.]]></description><link>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810069</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S76C3810069</guid><category><![CDATA[AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[eng]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Shakespeare, William]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>https://burlingame.bibliocommons.com/item/comment/3810069076</comments><format>AB</format><subtitle></subtitle><language>eng</language><image_url>https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?isbn=9781982498504/MC.GIF&amp;client=penlibsys&amp;type=xw12&amp;oclc=</image_url></item></channel></rss>